Daily Prompt: Ripped from the Headlines

ryanair-business-agms-2-390x285Click over to whatever website you visit most frequently to get news. Find the third headline on the page. Make sure that headline is in your post.

Oooo… not good:  Ryanair tight-lipped on what Google partnership will look like

No details of exactly what the potential Ryanair/Google partnership will entail, but here’s a few ideas:

  • You must arrive at your computer/pc/tablet to log in at least two hours beforehand
  • To open Gmail, you will need photo-id
  • Your emails will all be diverted to Faro
  • If you want your emails to go out on the same day you will need to book priority routing in advance
  • When you hit send, you will get a popup offer to insure your email
  • When you hit send you will get a popup offer to get a chargeable  text confirmation
  • Then you will get another popup offer to insure your email
  • You will get a popup offer to hire a car (possibly worth taking this offer so you can deliver your message in person)
  • You will get a “system lock” error every time you sign in to Google+
  • Ryanair baggage rates will apply to your Google docs
  • You will be charged every time you click on a url after a Google search – the price will increase exponentially for every click
  • The price of online purchases when using Google Chrome will also increase exponentially with every click
  • Existing Google support staff will be replaced by former Soviet long-range missile programmers

Daily Prompt: Ripped from the Headlines – Picture from Photocall Ireland

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